Previously on rescue me...
Jesus, come on.
Johnny's ex?
I was seeing this wall street
Guy, but, uh, he's too
Possessive.
So, you think, uh, he would
Mind if we you know, got dinner
Sometime?
Oh, Tommy.
I know you have some secret evil
Plan in mind, and you know what?
I've grown too mature for that
Old school, old neighborhood
Type of bullshit.
If you stay in your house, no
Matter what you do, no matter
How long you're there, you're
Always gonna be the probie.
You gotta get out, Mike.
What are you doing?
What?
What are you kissing me for?
I thought that's what you
Wanted.
Why would you think that?
I don't know, Tommy.
You were being all gay and
Crying.
I thought I'd take a shot.
I wasn't crying, OK?
Listen, Tommy, including
Garrity, I got four guys in line
Right now.
No, five.
Maggie, I'm not gonna play
Fifth fiddle to anyone.
You told me that if I told
You the truth, you wouldn't get
Mad at me.
Well, I lied. How's it feel?
What the hell are you doing?
Want me to call you, or...
no, uh...
I'll call you.
I want us to be together
Forever.
I'll see what I can do about
That.
The chick I've been
Seeing, man.
Yeah.
She took my little girl, man.
She took Keela.
Oh, man.
You didn't tell her about the
Foster family.
Yeah, I did, all right.
It slipped out in conversation.
How the hell was I supposed to
Know she'd use it
Against me, huh?
I don't want you to call me.
It's over.
We're breaking up.
You're breaking...
yes.
Hey, you guys listening
To this?
Garrity's breaking up with me.
Who you calling a faggot,
Faggot?
You.
No, you're the faggot.
Yeah, OK, Mr.
Gay faggot guy standing out in
His construction site...
spend the night.
It's 5 grand.
It should help you, uh...
is everything OK?
Look, it's not what you
Think, bud.
What I think is, that's the
Most expensive piece of ass you
Ever had, my friend.
I'm in.
You're in.
Yeah.
What we talked about at the bar.
Messing with Johnny and Janet.
I think it would be fun.
All right.
Bye.
Jesus.
Oh...
yeah.
Just a sec.
Oh, my God.
Oh...
hey.
Everything all right in here?
Yeah, it's great.
You sure?
Yeah.
All right.
Your old man pissed the bed
Again.
Cool.
I, uh...
was thinking of maybe taking a
Shit on the floor.
That's great.
Great.
See you later.
Maybe I'll just puke on the
Couch.
Decisions, decisions.
Hey.
Hey, Tommy.
How you doing?
How's it hanging man?
Hanging all right.
Who's that talking to my probie
Over there?
Oh, that's rocko, man.
He's off to iraq next week.
Can you believe that?
Yeah?
Brave kid, huh?
Yeah, brave or stupid.
One of the other.
How's, uh, how's your probie?
He's all right, why?
Just asking.
Yeah, yeah.
Just asking.
I've known you long enough to
Know that just asking means
Anything but.
I'll tell you what, he's a
Complete idiot, but he's our
Complete idiot, all right?
OK, got you.
OK, OK, what's the nut on the
Game, man?
What do you want to do, like,
50 bucks a head?
400 bucks to the winning team?
You got it.
All right.
Let's get it on, man.
Yeah, let's get it on.
What is this, 1977?
'77, '78, you're gonna get
Yours.
Big time.
All right, guys.
You know the rules.
2 points in the bucket, 3 points
If you hit the bottle, all
Right?
I want to just tell you right
Now, I want a round of applause
Here for rocko.
He's going to iraq next week to
Fight for our freedom, all
Right?
Now, before he goes, let's
Give him one last gift.
A little, good old fashioned
American ass kicking.
Here we go.
Probie, let's go!
Hey, watch the ball, man.
Watch the ball.
Watch the probie.
Yeah, you know rocko's going
Over there because it's for
Freedom.
You know that.
Yeah, I understand.
And your probie...
yeah?
He wants a transfer, and it
Is his God given right, man.
Yeah!
What's going on?
Huh?
You banging that guy?
What, I'm just being
Friendly.
Yeah?
Be friendly with somebody on
Your own team, OK?
Let's all sit down.
Ow!
Nice shot, nice shot.
Hey, these guys get the rink
In 5 minutes.
All right.
5 minutes.
Next goal wins, OK?
All right.
Yeah!
Good stuff.
What do you got for me?
Here. 400.
Good game, man.
Thank you.
By the way, I meant what I said
About my probie.
Yeah, well. So did I.
Yeah.
Hands off.
Do me a favor.
What's that?
200.
Will you give that to rocko for
His trip.
Yeah.
Thank you, man.
You're welcome.
That's great.
Rematch next week?
Yeah.
Oh, hey, Tommy.
Yeah.
Bite me, man.
* on another day,
Come on, come on,
With these ropes I tied,
Can we do no wrong?
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
With my teeth locked down
I can see the blood
Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone,
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
Is it safe to say?
Come on, come on,
Was it right to leave?
Come on, come on,
Will I ever learn?
Come on, come on,
Come on, come on *
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Hey, did we win?
Yeah.
200 dinero.
Yeah 200.
200 dineros.
Daddy, way to go.
Yeah.
Yeah, daddy.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, probie.
Nice hustle out there today.
Thanks.
I need some ibuprofen.
You guys got any?
That's interesting.
I got a whole giant bottle of
Ibuprofen.
It's just sitting in my locker
Waiting to be taken.
Really?
Can I have some?
No.
It's for me and my friends.
OK, can we be friends again?
No, you broke up with me.
I'm sorry.
It's not that easy for me to
Recover.
Come on, Tom, I'm
In pain here.
I'm in pain, too, OK?
Emotional pain.
Really?
Yeah.
I was very, very hurt.
I'm kidding.
Brown, take the brown ones.
Don't take the white ones or the
Red ones.
Why brown?
Because brown is the
Ibuprofen.
The red and the white ones are
Left over from when I was
Seriously addicted to pills.
Well, why didn't you just
Throw them away?
Because I'm sentimental.
About pills?
Sarcasm.
All right, so, uh, the red,
Right?
Brown.
Gonna take the brown.
Tell me he's not color blind.
I hope not.
Are you sure there's not
Anything I can do?
Honey, come on, look.
You handle the kids, right?
You drive them to
And from school.
You take them to their games.
You do their laundry.
Well, actually, lately, you
Do the laundry.
Yeah, right, but you know,
You take care of everything
Else.
I feel guilty being at work all
Day long while you're here doing
Things.
I mean, the cooking's the least
I can do.
Besides, I enjoy cooking
For you guys.
You know, how the hell you
And Tommy came from the same
House.
I don't know.
That's beyond me.
You're always on time.
You come straight home from
Work.
And I never have to wonder where
You are or what you're up to.
What do you say, half a
Cupcake for katy?
Huh?
She's been real good at her
Homework lately.
Yeah, OK.
OK.
Oh, yay.
What's the capital of
Massachusetts?
Boston.
Connecticut?
Hartford.
California?
Sacramento.
You're a smart one, huh?
There you go.
Listen.
Mm-Hmm?
I got about 10 minutes left
On my chicken and potatoes.
I'm gonna go upstairs and talk
To colleen about what happened
In school today.
You know, it is so not OK to
Slap your classmate in the
Middle of class.
I'll handle it.
She's out of control.
Hey, I'll handle it.
I like uncle Johnny.
He's so nice.
He never gets mad.
He never yells at us.
And he never does that thing
That daddy does where he would
Say something and then, like, a
Few seconds later, he'd have to
Explain that he didn't mean what
He just said.
Oh, you mean sarcasm.
Yep.
That's it.
Mm-Hmm.
Yeah.
Daddy's funny that way.
Between the smokin' can and
The street hockey take, we got
Almost 2 grand here.
It's unbelievable.
Why don't we call a truce, OK?
We all quit smoking anyway, so
Why don't we call a truce and
Buy something we really need.
New ipod.
How about a boom box.
Come on, a new microwave.
That oven is so old, it's
Leaking microwaves when it's not
Even on.
Pretty soon we're all gonna be
Growing an extra cock and a pair
Of tits.
Look at me, come on.
I'm halfway there.
An ipod can hold 35,000
Songs.
35,000 puerto rican
Hip-Hop songs.
Hey.
Will you please get me a
Little garlic out of the fridge,
Too, please?
Batting cage.
I'm just throwing those two
Words out.
If we get a batting cage, we win
The department softball
Tournament every goddamn summer.
I guarantee it.
Yeah, we need music.
I need a bra.
Hey, how about a couple new
Halligans and maybe that new saw
We were all bitchin' about the
City not getting for us
Last week?
I feel like a million bucks,
Man.
Thanks for that ibuprofen.
That stuff's like a wonder drug,
You know?
They should make you take it
Every morning.
Vitamin I. Half an hour ago,
I couldn't
Walk now I feel fantastic.
Hey, Jesus.
Look at all this money.
How much is that?
2 grand.
Know what we should get?
A batting cage.
Shoot me.
Well, come on.
We dominated the department
Softball league every summer.
Great minds.
Just got a call from an
Inside source.
Due to recent bad press,
Vis-A-Vis, the sex scandal from
That firehouse downtown, they're
Sending over a crew to
Confiscate all the dirty
Magazines, pornographic tapes,
Dvds, as well as the computers
That might contain traces of
Pornographic websites.
Magazines?
Yeah, playboy, perfect 10.
Everything.
This is bullshit, Chief.
That's what the department's
Come to, Tom.
Bunch of micro-Managing,
Bullshit bean counters.
Showing up out of the blue.
Pricks.
Call me when
The meal's on.
All right, Chief.
Unbelievable.
This is what they're going to
Waste their time on.
That's my copy.
Give me that.
That's mine.
This is so sad.
Really sad.
You're right.
It's...
sad.
We've reduced ourselves
To animals.
That's what we are.
Yeah, a bunch of dumb ass,
Animal house frat boys.
Morons.
Morons might be a bit harsh.
No.
Morons is right.
Cause all of the porno tapes,
The dvds, are up in the
Bunk room.
Son of a bitch.
What in the hell happened
To him?
Man, he must have taken the
White pills.
The sleeping pills.
He's totally dead to the
World.
What kind were they?
Somunall.
Somunall?
Goddamn, Tommy.
Those are the pills that have
Been in the newspaper.
I know, I know.
What are you talking about?
People sleepwalk on those
Pills.
They sleepwalk, they sleepdrive,
They sleepeat.
There's a woman on the news
Talking about how she gained 100
Pounds while she was on weight
Watchers cause every night,
Unbeknownst to her, she'd
Sleepwalk down to the kitchen
And sleepeat her way through 2
Bags of oreos, 4 pints of
Haagen-Dazs and a dozen donuts.
What about sleepfoodshopping.
Talking about pointing the wrong
Finger.
Why do you still have the
Pills if you don't take them
Anymore?
Duh.
I'm a junkie, OK?
But you quit now, right?
Yeah, but in case I had a
Relapse, I didn't want to have
To go...
searching for the pills.
I was, I was planning ahead.
Oh, yeah, for the bender that
AA is supposed to stop you from
Having.
Nice cult you joined, by the
Way.
Look, sleepwalking is the
Least of our problems.
He took 4.
He's gonna be sleeping till, you
Know...
we gotta get him out of here
Before the Chief sees him, all
Right?
And make sure he hasn't drowned
In my spinach dip.
You wanna have some?
You're kidding me, right?
Come on.
I make a good, goddamn
Spinach dip.
That's ridiculous.
You got pills, I got dip.
OK, let's get him up.
Probie, get his legs.
Got it.
Jesus Christ.
Get him, get him, get him,
Get him.
Oh...
come on.
Watch his head.
Watch it.
Got him?
Watch his head, mcmahon.
Jesus, Garrity.
You know something, why don't
You tie your shoes, you know?
Here we go.
Watch it.
He's out.
Mikey, go get something to
Clean up his puss, will you?
All right.
Get paper towels or something
To wipe... actually, get a rag and
Wet it down, OK?
This is what you're planning
Ahead for, huh?
Franco, you got a rag over there
Or something?
Franco, get away from that
Porno.
I'm just, I'm taking what's
Mine.
Oh, yeah.
Let me see. Let me see.
Let me see. Yeah.
Forrest hump. Mine.
King schlong. Mine.
King schlong's mine actually.
No, you brought in
King dong.
Ah, right.
It sucked, by the way.
All the girls had skeeter bites
For tits.
That's because they're real
Tits, Franco.
That's what real tits look like,
OK?
Johnny giant fake boob.
Yeah, well, excuse me for
Being an American, OK?
I like to suck on big tits.
Now it's a political issue?
I'm a terrorist because I like
Real tits?
It's political, what are you
Talking about?
What about the sad fags?
What sad fags?
Guys, guys.
Are we actually arguing about
Tits, come on.
Ladder.
Batallion.
You know what, guys.
I know this address.
My cousin's a sculptor.
He used to have a studio in this
Place.
It's like a whole warehouse.
It's divided up into, like a
Million, tiny little rooms.
Just keep your head straight
Cause you get lost in there, it
Can get real confusing real
Fast, you know?
You got a cousin who's a
Sculptor?
Yeah, every family's got a
Black sheep.
Most families get, like, a
Retard, or a guy that likes to
Wear dresses, we got a sculptor.
Yeah, retard, sculptor.
Same thing really.
Yeah, there was a retard
Sculptor.
60 minutes did a piece on him I
Think.
Yeah.
Really brilliant work.
And he was real quick, too.
He'd make like one or two
Statues a day.
Only one problem though.
What was that?
He liked the taste of clay.
So you're saying...
yeah, he'd eat his own work.
Goddamn, what a waste.
Not really, you know every
Time he took a shit, genius.
Ah, Lou.
T, you and the probie go down
That way, Franco and I are gonna
Head this way.
What'd they say, 5 people on
This floor?
I said 5, 5.
Whoa.
Got it, frank?
Yeah.
Anybody in here, anybody
Hear me?
Anybody in here?
It's down here, Franco.
All right.
You all right?
Oh...
you OK?
Yeah, I lost my goddamn hook.
You got it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go in.
You all right?
Yeah.
What do we do now?
It's got to be north.
Window's on the north side.
Go, it's jammed.
I can't see shit in here.
Me, neither.
Grab a wall.
All right.
What you got in there, Lou?
I got nothing.
Shit!
Lou!
I'm sinking!
Shit!
Probie!
I think she's OK.
Grab her.
All right.
T, guy's gone.
The kid.
The kid's still got a chance.
OK.
Hey, hurry.
Yeah.
We're stuck.
Where?
We're in a room off the
Hallway we went down.
We're losing air time.
You gotta hurry.
OK.
I'm on my way,
I'm on my way.
Yo, grab him.
Lou, where are you guys?
We're in a room across the
Hallway, t.
It should be facing north.
The windows face north.
Turn on the pass alarm.
All right.
I got you.
T, hurry!
We're almost out of air.
Lou.
Hey.
This way, guys.
Take my spot.
You all right?
Shit.
I can't find my axe.
I got it.
That's a problem.
Hey, what happened?
I tried getting through on the
Radio.
Everything all right?
Yeah, yeah.
Where the hell is Garrity?
He never left the house.
It's a long story, Chief.
Tom?
It's a mess.
A goddamn mess.
Goddamn doors everywhere.
Everybody get out?
Yeah.
2 dead.
Right.
Any kids?
No, why?
Checking.
You all right?
Yeah, that was fun, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Next best thing to having sex,
Right?
Shoulder's killing me, man.
Hey, I've been meaning to ask
You.
How's Keela?
Ah, you know, they're in
Disneyland for 10 days.
I'm gonna see her when she
Gets back.
Right, right.
I guess that's better than
Nothing, right?
Can you do me a favor?
Can you doublecheck on Lou cause
I'm worried about him.
Yeah.
I'll take care of this shit.
All right.
Hey, man.
You wanna grab a beer after
Work?
I gotta go see my uncle red.
Oh, yeah.
How's he doing?
Face cancer.
Spread to his balls.
How did that happen?
Sucking his own cock.
Too much.
Sorry about tonight, frankie.
Oh, hey, man.
Don't even sweat it, you know
What I mean.
At least you had an idea.
I didn't know which goddamn way
To go.
Yeah.
You know, Lou, you know when
I get stuck like that, there's
Only two people who's lead I'd
Follow in a heartbeat.
That's you and Tommy.
You've saved my ass, goddamn I
Don't even know how many times.
So tonight you didn't.
Yeah.
That's all you gotta say,
Is yeah?
Uh-Huh?
No sweat, man.
Hey, buddy.
Where's the mustard?
Thanks very much.
You know something, pal?
You got to lose, like,
75 pounds.
Seriously, bro.
If I got to pull you out of a
Fire, it's gonna be awful slow
Going.
Juice.
Hey, lady.
Wow, that's a really ugly baby.
I mean, I'm sure she's gonna
Grow up to be a very gorgeous
Person one day, but there's no
Reason why should be showing her
Off in public anytime soon.
OK, bye bye.
Sir.
Sir!
Yes?
You have to pay.
No, no. It's OK.
I'm a fireman.
With 62 truck.
We already don't get paid enough
As it is.
And God forbid this store catch
On fire, I would be the one to
Run in here and save all of you.
So, I mean, I think
The least that you can do is
Offer me some free food, you
Know, as reward.
OK, and buddy, that comb over,
It's not fooling anyone.
Good luck, God bless.
Good night, new York.
Hey, what's up, man?
This your car?
Yeah, it's cool, right?
Sorry?
The car.
It's cool, right?
You know what color that is?
Copper.
Hey, what you
Writing there?
A ticket.
Wow.
You can write those?
Yeah.
Do me a favor.
Will you write me 2 tickets to
The u2 concert at the garden?
I love u2.
2.
My mom and my sister.
My mom loves Bono because of the
Whole world hunger thing.
Actually, my mom's... will you
Write us 12?
12 tickets?
What?
Whoa, hey.
Cool gun.
Put your hands behind your
Head.
Oh, my God.
I got a, uh, Jesus, I don't
Know what else to call it.
A zombie over here.
Hey, I'll call you tomorrow,
Bro.
Take some candy.
They're giving it away.
I never heard you guys so
Quiet.
What the hell happened in there?
Nothing.
It was a little messy,
That's all.
What the hell?
Who are you?
You bill?
No, no I'm not bill.
Oh, you must be otis.
Otis?
Who the hell is otis?
Goddamn it, Sean.
You're nacho.
That's right, asshole.
Who the hell was that?
I think that was my new
Boyfriend.
What's going on, officer?
A man wearing a tee-Shirt
That had a ladder 62 FDNY logo
On it doubleparked over at the
Supermarket, and he, uh, I don't
Know how else to say this, he
Looked like, uh, like a zombie.
A zombie.
He stole food and candy.
He was really scary.
And he told me, told me I should
Lose weight.
He called my baby ugly.
What he say to you?
He made fun of my hair.
Well, look, you know, we're
All pretty much accounted for
Here except for Garrity is
Upstairs sleeping in the
Bunkroom.
You sure about that?
Yeah, he took 4 sleeping
Pills.
Accidentally, Chief, and he's
Gonna be sleeping until the
Middle of next week, at least.
And he's been accused of a lot
Of things, in the course of his
Life, but being a brutally
Honest, scary looking, walk the
Earth type of zombie.
It's a little bit off his list.
No offense, folks, you know?
Hey, guys.
Look what I got.
A bunny.
It's cool, right?
I always wanted a bunny.
Hey, bro, you know what?
I'm gonna need 2 more tickets to
That u2 concert.
Turns out my dad and my stepmom
Are huge fans.
Mostly my stepmom.
She's my age, my dad's, like,
60, so it's kind of creepy,
Actually when you think about
It.
I'm gonna go find this guy some
Carrots.
Hey...
some fireman from this house
Just took my...
yeah, let me guess.
He just stole a bunny rabbit,
Right?
It's here.
Yeah.
You're gonna love this.
You remember shirley cappacona,
The blonde with the big tits who
Used to hang out with Janet and
Sheila and they always used to
Make fun of me and all those
Girls, and they all hated me?
Yeah.
Well, she's a hostess at a
Shitty, little Italian place.
She's working tonight.
She knows all about you and
Janet and Johnny and me.
And?
So, we show up there, we
Totally act like we're together.
By 11 o'clock tonight, she can't
Keep her hands off the phone.
Johnny and Janet are cursing our
Souls to eternal hell.
You know, let me think about
It.
It sounds like it might be...
hey, I made a 10 o'clock
Reservation.
Get your skinny, little ass over
Here.
Pronto.
OK.
Sean of the dead?
Goddamn that's good dip.
Yeah.
Hey, are you on your
Way home?
What do you mean?
For what?
Well, your dad's drunk.
Again.
And he's asleep.
But I was thinking since you're
Off tonight that, um, maybe we
Might talk.
For what?
I don't know.
Whatever.
You.
Us.
Your crying jags.
Jag, jag?
OK, it was one time.
Uh-Huh.
Jags.
Listen, Tommy...
I went through this.
OK?
It comes in waves.
I used to fall apart in the
Cereal aisle in the grocery
Store for 2 years after 9/11.
Or in the car out of the blue,
Or in the shower.
I used to talk to people about
It.
I talked to my therapist and to
My psychic.
Yeah, right.
The lesbo.
Look, you gotta talk about
This or it ain't gonna go away.
You know, I'm running late
Here.
I gotta get home,
All right?
I think you have a date, and
You don't want to tell me
About it.
What?
And let me tell you
Something, I could give less of
A shit because I got stuff going
On in that department, too.
I got dates of my own.
Is that so?
Like what?
Like, uh, oh, Tony scaluso.
What, the weightlifter,
Steroid guy?
I went out with him last
Night.
We had dinner.
And he is a total asshole, but
The body on him.
You slept with him?
Oh!
That's none of your business.
Who else?
You really want to get into
This?
L... I got to go.
You're what, you're sleeping
Around now?
Sampling.
I'm sampling.
You?
Gotta go.
Hey.
Come in, come in.
I think we better rehearse.
Rehearse?
What we're gonna do.
OK, sit down.
All right.
Um, so we're gonna start like
This, right?
OK.
We order appetizers and our
Wine, in your case, water, OK?
Right.
Wine comes, we sip, we talk,
We laugh.
And then, you take this hand,
And then you put it here.
Oh, OK.
Then, I lean in and I laugh.
Ha ha ha.
And I put this hand here.
Then you lean in, and you
Whisper something that I find
Very sexy.
OK.
And then you kiss me.
OK.
OK, go ahead.
Uh, go ahead?
Go ahead, kiss me.
Oh, OK.
Um...
uh...
hey.
What kind of pussy kiss was
That?
You have to kiss me like you
Mean it.
L-L-I OK.
You know what?
Linger a little.
OK.
Linger.
Tommy, you want to make it
Look real, right?
Yes, yes.
OK.
All right, so, here I go.
Oh, you're good at this.
OK.
That's good.
Um, yes.
The third time that you kiss
Me...
oh, there's three.
There's four.
There's five actually if you
Count the deep tongue kiss with
The mutual groping and the tit
Rub on the sidewalk after we
Leave.
But the third time that you kiss
Me, grab my ass a little.
OK.
Define a little.
OK, so you kiss me again.
This is the third kiss?
Yeah.
Kiss, linger, hand behind the
Head, ass grab.
OK.
Got it.
All right.
Mmm.
Oh, oh, oh.
You are good at this.
This is gonna be fun.
Yes, yes.
OK!
Do you want to try the
Sidewalk tit rub thing?
Uh, no.
I'll explain it to you in the
Car.
OK, OK.
Hello.
Hey, it's me.
Hey, you on your way?
Uh, well, we had a situation
Here and Garrity's kind of
Messed up.
And the Chief asked me to cover
For him.
Goddamnit.
I gotta work.
Mike, I was making us
Linguine.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
So, they couldn't get someone
Else to cover?
They all got seniority.
Mike, you gotta get out of
That house.
I know.
Christ.
So, when will you be home?
Uh, pretty late.
Like after midnight.
OK.
You pissed?
No, no.
I'll see you then, pal.
We just caught a break, big
Boy.
So, cancer.
My face, my balls, that's it.
Face and balls.
That's pretty serious.
Hey, my age, face and balls
Is the least important part of
My life.
Mouth, ass, legs, hands.
In that order, my friend.
I gotta eat, I gotta shit, and I
Gotta walk.
I gotta pick stuff up.
Otherwise, the rest of me is
Pretty much cancer friendly.
No vodka, red?
Vodka's for fags and women.
Real irishmen drink whiskey.
Get that in you.
Beer chaser?
It's dark out, for Christ's
Sake.
So, what's eating you?
I screwed up tonight.
I lost my bearings.
I almost took me and Franco out.
Tommy had to save our asses.
That's why we have tommys.
No, it's me.
I've been drinking too much.
Thinking about this broad who
Screwed me over.
I miss my ex-Wife.
Who seems all too happy, by the
Way.
I don't know.
Drink your drink.
We're going out.
Going out where?
You'll see.
Listen to me, kid.
I was a fireman for 50 goddamn
Years. A real fireman.
Before Scott packs and oxygen
Masks and all this over goddamn
Pussy breathing apparatus
Bullshit.
We went into a fire with a
Cigarette in one hand and a
Halligan in the other.
And I know a sorry for
Yourself story when I hear one.
I'm taking you downtown.
Refill my glass.
You look great, shirl.
So do you.
And you, too, Tommy.
Oh, thanks, shirl.
I can't believe you guys just
Happened to stop in here.
Oh, you know, well, we were
Just in the neighborhood, and,
Uh, we were thinking Italian.
How's Tony?
Oh, he's great.
Our 25 year anniversary's coming
Up next month.
Wow.
Well, that's great.
I know.
So try the spaghetti bolognese.
It's heaven.
Thanks, shirl.
Thank you, shirl.
It's really busy in here.
We might have to go right into
Ass grab mode.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Look around.
The place is jammed.
Phone's ringing off the hook.
Kiss me.
Now?
Yeah.
Kiss, linger, ass grab. Now.
OK.
Perfect.
Really?
You see her face?
No, I was a little...
busy.
Holy shit.
She's going for the phone.
OK.
Rub my left thigh.
It could be, uh, just a
Reservation.
I don't think so.
Rub my left thigh.
OK.
Sexier, more subtle.
Oh, OK.
Oh, shit.
She hung up.
It must've been a work call.
Goddamnit.
All right.
I guess I better order.
OK.
Just for our discriminating
Customers, I'm gonna seat you
Guys in the vip section.
Bring us a couple of big
Whiskeys, georgie.
And a cheeseburger.
Lou?
I'm good with the whiskey.
Thanks.
Thanks, georgie.
No problem, red.
Hey, you look great.
As always.
You, too, kid.
No matter what you think, and
Believe me, every fireman at
Some point in his career gets
The jangle.
That little bit of nervous wreck
That hits you right in the ball
Sack.
It's normal.
If you don't feel it, that's
When you should start to worry.
But you are making a difference
Every goddamn day.
Not today I didn't.
OK, not every day.
But most days.
You pull on those boots, that
Gear, you jump on the rig
Tomorrow, maybe that's the day.
Thanks, georgie.
It's my treat, by the way.
Bullshit.
When have you ever paid for
Anything in this joint?
Shut up and drink, old man.
All right, so let's cut to
The Chase.
You remember when you were a
Teenager?
I used to tell you about that
Kid got trapped in a tenement
Fire in the bronx?
Burned all over his legs?
Out cold?
I pulled him out.
Only reason I found him was I
Took a wrong turn, I smelled
Flesh burning, it was coming
From under the bed.
He was in a coma for over a
Month.
I visited him in the hospital.
Yeah, I know it was a big
Fire.
It was in all the papers.
Pictures of it.
My mother had it up on the
Mantle.
Right. That kid?
That was georgie.
I don't take a wrong turn that
Day, georgie ain't cooking me
This cheeseburger tonight.
Somebody else might heig
M. Vehi
Might've, woulde, w could've.
You can't re-Write history, my
Friend.
I make a wrong turn that day,
Georgie cooks e cocheeseburgerer
Tonight.
It.
It's that simple.
No bullst. B
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That in your pipe and smoke
It.
Where's my burger, asshole?
What I w, David copperfield
Ere?
Hang on!
This ck ts.
Really?
Us
E my linguine's pretty good. G
No, no, no.
She's so busy, she's not even
Looking over here.
Oh.
Oh, no.
W
Hat?
. >Ex
He's outside.
I can't believe it.
This guy won't
Let it go.
How did he even know
We were here?
I told you he follows me
Around.
All right.
I'm gonna put an end to this
Right now.
No, Tommy.
I'm telling you, sebastian's
Crazy.
His name is sebastian?
Yeah.
I think I can handle it.
Hey, asshole.
I know who you are.
Yeah?
She's mine.
She loves me.
I got news for you, pal.
She hates your guts, all right?
And I'm gonna tell you something
Else, next time I see you
Around, I'm not calling the
Cops.
I'm gonna kick your
Midget little ass myself.
OK, sebastian?
OK.
That would be the next time you
Have the balls to take her out
On a date.
You got that?
Really?
Yeah.
You got that?
Hey.
He's leaving?
Yeah.
By the way, this guy's tiny.
I've taken bigger shits than
This guy.
I'm telling you, Tommy.
Yeah, yeah.
He knows kung fu.
Ooh, I'm scared.
She's watching us right now.
Oh, really.
Uh-Huh.
She's got the phone
In her hands.
Yeah?
So, kiss...
yeah.
Linger.
Mm-Hmm.
Grope, ass grab, tit rub.
OK, wait a minute.
I forgot.
Grope...
ass grab, tit rub, go ahead.
Uh-Huh.
She's still on the phone.
It's working like a goddamn
Charm.
Second tit rub.
Go.
OK.
She hung up.
All right.
Let's go.
Oh, what about the bill?
No, no, no.
I paid it.
It's OK.
Come on.
Arm in arm.
You are a great kisser.
Oh, my God.
I know.
You, too.
Wait a second.
It's Janet.
Answer it.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
Uh...
uh...
well, actually, Lou's sleeping
Over at uncle red's tonight.
And, you know, dad's probably
Asleep.
He's asleep by 9:30 every night
When there's five glasses of
Wine in him.
What's up?
How's half an hour?
All right.
I'll see you then.
What, what, what?
She wants to talk, and it
Sounds urgent.
Oh, my God!
This is unbelievable.
Oh, my God.
Goddamn bitch.
He's gonna shit bricks when he
Finds out.
The scumbag.
Come on, come on.
Let's get
Me home.
Oh, right, right, right.
Hey.
Hi.
How you doing?
So, are we alone?
Yeah.
I mean, dad's here, but he's
Dreaming of dead nazis.
How you doing?
Good.
You're not gonna kiss me hello?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
So how you been?
What?
You pissed about something?
Yeah.
A little.
Wha...
what?
The kiss.
Huh?
Well, is that all you got?
What do you mean?
Holy shit.
Jesus, Janet.
Wow.
Hey...
oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, baby.
Oh...
oh, oh.
Yeah, baby.
Shit.
Wow.
That was great.
Yeah.
I know.
So, listen...
colleen's been in some trouble
At school.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, she called her teacher
A bitch, and she slapped one of
Her classmates.
So they want her to see a
Counselor.
I think it has to do with
Connor.
And you not being around
Anymore.
Right.
It has nothing to do with the
Fact that you're sleeping with
And living with her uncle.
I would really appreciate it
If you went with her to the
First session.
I think Johnny should go.
I think he could really make
Some good use out of some time
With a shrink.
OK, Tommy, it is not a
Shrink.
They help the kids out.
They talk them through things.
You know, like last year when
Colleen's classmate got killed
In that airplane crash.
The counselor helped them talk
Through their grief.
But, you know what, just forget
It.
No, no, no.
You know what?
I'll do it.
I should be spending more time
With her anyway.
That would be nice.
I'll do it.
Thanks.
For the colleen thing or
The...
both.
Payback's a bitch, huh?
Yeah.
Hey.
Can you talk?
There's no way shirley got a
Hold of her.
You sure?
I'm pretty goddamn sure.
Well, she was talking to
Somebody.
I could tell by the
Way she was hawkeyeing us when
We were outside.
Yeah, well.
It wasn't Janet.
I don't know who else it
Could've been.
Well, who else would give
A shit?
No!
You bastard!